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Hetalia x Reader: Snowbirds (2P America)

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Published: Dec 25, 2013

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I saw my co-workers yelling at the boy I had met earlier, I believe his name was Al. The loud and tan American was swinging from the chandelier. I tried to cover my mouth at the sight so I wouldn’t laugh but It was to no use since I fell on the floor laughing. To be honest the whole scene looked like something out of a movie. I was nudged with a boot and opened my eyes while wiping away happy tears.
“Get him down or you’re fired.” My boss said before walking into his office. I sighed and let a few more chuckles before going to get a chair and broom. Once I had set it up I poked Al with the end of the broom.
“Come on get down.” I giggled, hitting and poking him with the broom.
“Hey! Doll, I thought you were on my side!” He objected in a teasing tone. “I saw you laughing! Finally someone gets the humor in this!” He chuckled loudly.
“Yeah… It is pretty funny… but you’re gonna break something and get hurt… More importantly I’ll get fired!” I complained poking him in the face.
“Watch the face, doll.” He said grabbing the broom while still having a grip on the chandelier. I pulled back on the broom but fell onto my butt.
“Oh that is it!” I climbed back onto the chair and he poked me with the broom as I pulled on his leg. Eventually his pants fell down and I began to laugh loudly.
“See anything you like just speak up~” He cooed and I pushed Al a little causing him to swing. When he finally got his pants back up he kicked me off the chair again. This went on for a few minutes until I got fed up with his little game. I stalked away and grabbed a fresh pot of coffee.
“My coffee!~” Someone whined behind me but I ignored it and walked back to Al.
“Last chance to get down or you’ll have coffee on your crotch.” I warned. He laughed loudly, causing my boss to come out of his office.
“I told you to get him down, not have a coffee break.”
“But I-”
“I don’t want to hear it. Get him down or you’re fired.” He growled. As soon as he turned around I stuck my tongue out at him.
“(Y/n) said you’re a stupid asshole with no brains!~” Al yelled to him. My boss turned around with a vein twitching in his head.
“I never said that!” I objected but he held up his hand.
“Read my lips… you… are… FIRED!” He screeched. I shrugged a bit before getting on the chair and jumping so that one of my hands held onto the chandelier. I dangled in the air and laughed with Al as my ex-bosses face turned to shock and anger.
“I have wanted to do this forever!” I yelled dumping the coffee pot on my bosses head and swinging in the air. My brunette American friend laughed so hard he fell to the ground and clutched his stomach. Eventually, my boss stormed back to his office and Al got up. I looked down to him.
“Don’t worry, doll face. I’ll catch ya.” He said with his arms open. I thought for a minute and he smirked. “You can trust me~ you are my new girlfriend, right?” He chuckled. I laughed.
“Alright, fine. I’ll be your girlfriend… Now be a dear and catch me!” I dropped down expecting him to catch me but at the last moment he put his arms behind his back causing me to fall on my spine. “You asshole…” I grumbled. I looked up to see him smiling down at me with a tooth missing.

“Yes, but I’m your asshole.” He corrected.