Hetalia Meme

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Got from :icondutchnyn:
1. Australia
2. Prussia
3. Canada
4. S. Italy
5. Russia
6. Belarus
7. S. Korea
8. China
9. Sweden
10. Latvia
1.) It is saturday and you are still asleep in your bed until [4] sits beside your bed and sings your favourite song. What do you do and which song is it?
:iconromanoplz: - starts singing “Crazy Train”
:iconanger-problems: - 0-0 I’m concerned for your mental health, fratello… NOW GET THE FUCK OUT I’M TRYING TO TAKE A SIESTA! SING TO ME WHEN I’M DANCING OR COOKING! NOT NOW!
2.) You have to get up and your first way is to the toilet, but it is occupied. After a while [8] is coming out from your toilet. Will you say something or just go in there?
:iconchinaaruplz: *tries to stealthy sneak away*
:iconanger-problems: - I swear if you didn’t flush or left the seat up I’m SO having an apology dinner tonight. I want rice and pasta… oh and maybe throw a few steaks on the barbie.
3.) After that you go to your bathroom. You make yourself fresh and after a while you notice that [2] saw everything. [2] was all the time here and watched you. Your reaction?
:iconprussiaplz: - *heavy nose bleed*
:iconanger-problems: - You have two options. Get out, erase your memory and never say a word about this again… OR I go get Romano and Hungary.
:iconprussiaplz: - *runs from bathroom*
4.) You go to the kitchen and you see that [5]'s favourite food is on the table. Will you eat it?
:iconanger-problems: - ew… no… I don’t want to eat vodka soaked sunflower seeds… its too early.
5.) You sit down on your couch and you decide to watch TV, but a few minutes later [10] jumps on you and screams. What happened and what will you do?
:iconanger-problems: - Shush, Latvia~ I’m here~ What’s wrong now?
:iconraivisplz: - *sobs* R-Russia is being mean!
:iconanger-problems: - *smiles evilly and sets Latvia down* Don’t worry, Big Sister knows how to fix that… BELARUS!!!
6.) After that mess, you get up and go outside. You just take a walk in the park and meet [7]. [7] is very happy to see you and hugs you tight. Your reaction?
:iconanger-problems: - Hey, S.K. whats up?
:iconkoreaanikiplz: - Not much, da ze. Just looking for pretty girls. I found one. *smiles wide*
:iconanger-problems: - You’re so sweet. *smiles* you have five seconds to release my breasts before I stab you. *still smiling*
7.) [3] bumps into you meanwhile you are talking with [7]. Are you mad now?
:iconanger-problems: - Sorry, Canada.
:iconbrothercanadaplz: - I-It’s no big deal…
:iconanger-problems: - -3- *throws pixie dust I got from Arthur everywhere and disappears*
8.) You go further alone and look at the shops. You see a pretty dress and stare at it. Suddenly you notice that someone slaps your butt. Quickly you turn around and see that the culprit was [1]. What will you do?
:iconanger-problems: - *turn around and growl*
:iconaussie-plz: - S-Sorry sheila… New Zealand dared me to…
:iconanger-problems: - I’m counting to three… one… two…
:iconaussie-plz:- *runs away* AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! FOR THE LOVE OF KOALAS SOMEONE STOP THAT BLOODY SHEILA!!!!!!!!
9.) Anyway...you go further. You just thought that you could walk in peace, but that's not the case. [6] is driving with her/his car and stops beside you. [6] grabs you and pulls you inside the car. What do you do? (BTW you can't break free)
:iconanger-problems: Where we going this time, Big Sister?
:iconnataliaplz: - After Big Brother.
:iconanger-problems: - *flips shades down* the hunt is on~
10.) After a long drive you finally can get out of the car. You see a mansion and feel a bit awkward. [9] is coming out of the mansion and drags you and [6] in it. What do you think of that?
:iconanger-problems: - WTF Sweden
:iconnataliaplz: - I was told Big Brother was here. Where is he?!
:iconberwaldplz:- … I lied.
11.) You sit down on a couch and wait. Suddenly [3] comes in the room and stares at you in a strange way. What will you do?
:iconanger-problems: - What cha doin’ Canada?~
:iconbrothercanadaplz:- …
:iconanger-problems: - 0-0 … *calls 911*
911 lady- This is 911 what’s your emergency?
:iconanger-problems: - ... I think Canada’s finally snapped…
911 lady- … dear god its the end of the world… your on your own kid! *hangs up*
13.) You flee in another room. You quickly lock the door and see that [10] is sitting on a piano and looks at you. [10]'s eyes have another color now than his/her original. What will do now?
:iconanger-problems: - Wh-What’s going on Latvia?
:iconraivisplz:- Shut up, stupid bitch.
:iconanger-problems: - I ain’t afraid of no 2P! *ghostbuster song plays and I suck Latvia into a vacuum cleaner*
14.) After that [4] is running to you and screaming something. What is [4] screaming and what's going on anyway? Also you notice that [4] acts normal like he/she did before.
:iconromanoplz: - We-a ran out of PASTA AND TOMATOES!!!
:iconanger-problems: - WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!
:iconromanoplz: - SOMETHING-A REALLY FUCKED UP IS-A GOING ON AROUND-A HERE!!!
:iconanger-problems: - Deep breaths, okay? This fucking weird day will end soon enough… just take a siesta…
:iconromanoplz:- Alright…
15.) You go with [4] into another room and see [5] and [2]. Both have a gun in their hands. What will you do? Will they help you or do they want to kill you and [4]?
:iconanger-problems:- Russia I can deal with you holding a gun but Prussia… ehhhhh…
:iconromanoplz: - What-a the fuck is-a going on around here?!
:iconbraginskiplz: - *hugs me* thank goodness you’re safe, da? We will be group in this hell so we survive, da?
:iconprussiaplz: - *sobs* zhe beer… its all gone…
:iconanger-problems: - Shush~ We’ll get more beer, pasta, tomatoes and wurst later… just shut up~
16.) Somehow you handled this too, but soon you notice that [8] was all the time here too, his whole clothes are painted in black and red. He also seems a bit crazy. What do you do?
:iconanger-problems: - China?
:iconchinaaruplz: - YES?
:iconanger-problems: - 0-0 *takes gun from Prussia* We are going to help you… now… what’s going on? Is this a crazy dream, everyone’s high and you’re addicted to opium again, or is this the apocalypse?
:iconchinaaruplz: - *laughs*
17.) Suddenly no one moves only [9] and [6], which are going to you. Both of them dragged you in here. What will you scream / tell them?
:iconanger-problems: - SWEDEN, BIG SISTER! wHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?! I SWEAR I DIDN’T HANG OUT WITH ENGLAND OR ANY OF HIS DEMONS LATELY!!!
18.) Then you notice that [1] is still missing here, but just in that second [1] comes in the room, looks at everyone and then goes to you. [1] whispers in your ear that this was just a joke. Will you believe it and what will you say?
:iconanger-problems: - *eye twitches* okay, okay you got me… *starts laughing* but don’t think I won’t get you all back. e-e
19.) After that everyone starts to laugh and [1] is slapping your butt again. [4] is asking you if you are mad now. Are you mad now? What will you tell him/her?
:iconanger-problems: - Stop touching my ass! S. Italy I must admit I can’t stay mad but this deed will go unpunished… *laughs evilly with aura*
:iconbraginskiplz: and :iconnataliaplz: - That’s our sister...
20.) [2] is driving you home. Will you talk with him/her about that stupid joke or something else?
:iconprussiaplz: - Can you at least tell me vhat you’re planning?
:iconanger-problems: - *shrugs* For Australia, I’m totally going to lock him outside when he skinny dips, I won’t tell you what treatment you will be receiving  for Canada, I’m dumping out all of the maple syrup while he watches after I tie him up, for fratello he will have to suffer being trapped in a room with your brother for a day with nothing but German beer and potatoes, Russia will see what its like to be without vodka and all his sunflowers will be sliced, Belarus’ favorite knives will go missing and her dress will be stained black, South Korea wasn't really involved so I’ll just hide his video games, China… well… China will know the tortures of no tea, rice or dumplings for three days, I’ll kidnap Finland and then let him go back to Sweden after a few days and Latvia will figure out that all his romance novels have been replaced with dictionaries and thesauruses…
:iconprussiaplz:- 0-0 you are truly evil aren't you?
:iconanger-problems: - just wait until tomorrow…
TOMORROW
:iconprussiaplz: - *wakes up and goes to bathroom* AHHHHHHHH!!!!! MEIN AWESOME HAIR IS PINK!!! *goes to kitchen* ALL ZHE BEER IS GONE!!!! VE SHOULD HAVE NEVER PRANKED HER!!!! *cries in corner*
:iconbraginskiplz: - *screams like a girl* MY SUNFLOWERS! *screams like a girl again* MY VODKA!!!
:iconnataliaplz: - WHERE ARE MY KNIVES AND PICTURES OF BROTHER?! ... MY DRESS!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
:iconkoreaanikiplz: - MY VIDEO GAMES! THEY'RE MISSING DA ZE!!!
:iconraivisplz:- THIS ISN'T ROMANCE!!!!
:iconberwaldplz: - WH'R'S M' W'FE 'ND R'M'NO?!
:iconaussie-plz: - SOMEONE LET ME IN! I'VE BEEN OUT HERE ALL NIGHT! I'M COLD, MATES! *banging on the door*
:iconchinaaruplz: - Westerners are so weird, aru. *opens fridge* THE GOOD FOOD IS MISSING, ARU!!!
:iconanger-problems: - *walks in carrying Canada in a chair tied up and gagged, goes to fridge pulls up trash can and empties three jars of pure Canadian maple syrup into the trash*
:iconbrothercanadaplz: - *cries*
:iconanger-problems:- *drops jar into trash and walks away* don't ever prank me again or the punishments will be worse...

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choska132's avatar
and thats why i wont be on your bad side...